![]() Lampwick, and he offered him a plate of corn muffins under the condition Lampwick paint his chicken coop. Also, in 1947, he met future Itchy creator and bum Chester J. He boasts of having been a watchman at Pearl Harbor (falling asleep on duty), and claims President Grover Cleveland spanked him on two nonconsecutive occasions. Abe proclaimed Kennedy was a Nazi and he and the fellow sailors tackled Kennedy. Kennedy speaking in German ("Ich bin ein Berliner"). Ībraham also says he served on PT boat 109, where he heard John F. It is also implied they tamed and befriended the sharks in question as a result. After the ship sunk, Abe and his fellow sailors rode on the back of sharks to avoid being eaten by them and had them swim in formation to spell a rescue message. The USS World War One was sunk by a heat seeking torpedo they fired the other day. He also served on a destroyer called the USS World War One during World War II. He served as a pilot on an aircraft carrier with his brother, Cyrus, and Montgomery Burns. Abe once dressed as a woman dancer in disguise and made sexual motions toward Adolf Hitler, but when he leaned in, one of the fruits in his bra fell on the stage and Adolf Hitler gagged.Ībe also claims to have served in the Navy during World War II. Another piece of information to support this idea is the fact he visited O'Flanagan's Pubin Ireland a long time ago in his WWII sergeant's uniform. He was also awarded the Iron Cross for accidentally directing U.S. Moreover, he once showed Bart and Lisa an album with photos of Germans killed by his platoon. Years later, Abe and his family met his daughter, lending further credence to the idea he served in Europe. When Abe and Bart retrieve the art from Burns after a spectacular confrontation, the State Department arrives to give the art to their "rightful" owner, Baron von Wörtzenburger, a snooty young German aristocrat (this part implies this did actually happen).Ībe fathered an illegitimate daughter in the United Kingdom the day before he joined the D-Day operations in Normandy. Decades later, Charles Montgomery Burns tried to murder Abe in order to get the art, prompting Abe to violate the tontine. After "liberating" a stash of priceless art from the Nazis, Abe's unit (the Flying Hellfish) formed a tontine, and buried the art in a trunk at sea. Although he opposed the decision, and was morally against the idea, he ended up deciding to let Burns do it, though only so he might have a nest-egg after retirement. Almost a year later, they invade an abandoned castle owned by the Nazis and flushed the Nazis out, though Montgomery tries to remove some paintings. Later on, he and his unit served in The Battle of the Bulge, where he nearly succeeded in assassinating Hitler (though Montgomery Burns thwarted it at the last moment). After the United States declared war, he supposedly tried to avoid service by dressing in drag and playing for a women's baseball team in 1942, which kept him from serving for a year before he was eventually discovered. Abe was not initially keen to fight in Europe. Ībe's recollections of his World War II experiences are sometimes implausible. At a later date, Grampa claimed he and Hitler laughed about it. Luckily, (for Hitler) it missed and hit the man about to assassinate him. His throw nearly hit Hitler, watching in the stands. In the 1936 Berlin Olympics, Abe was participating in the javelin event. ![]() He worked as a shoeshine boy at Springfield Union Station, and claims a not-yet-famous Clark Gable was one of his customers, whom he gave his copy of Gone With the Wind. He also says he served in the first World War and had to lie about his age, being around five at the time. For a few years they lived here, but they were forced to move out when they filled the head with too much garbage. Abe claims, when he was a young boy, he immigrated to America with his parents, and moved into the Statue of Liberty. Otherwise, the country could have been Ireland or Scotland. ![]() Most likely it was Canada, as that is where his great-great-grandparents immigrated in 1860 to avoid being arrested for helping a slave ( his great-great-grandfather, to be precise) escape. Artwork of Abraham as "Glamorous Godfrey" Childhood Ībraham Jedediah Simpson, perennially known as "Grampa" Simpson, was born in the "Old Country" he apparently does not remember which country exactly. ![]()
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